Clever answers.

Psychology 101.

* Is the glass half full or half empty?

The students vote - 60%  the glass half full.
                              - 39% the glass as half empty.
                                - 1% has a counter plead:

FIRST I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE GLASS.

* Everyone takes him for a ride.

The students asses:
                           -  Low self esteem.
                             - Poor decision making skills.
                               - Lack of proper support.

CONSIDER TO GET YOUR OWN VEHICLE.

* Dance to the music.
                           - A waltz is 3/3 a tango 2/4-4/4.
                             - Life has its challenges.
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I HOPE YOU CAN DANCE REALLY WELL.